it's the new sexy

one swallow doesn't make a summer

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thehippiejew:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO

(Source: vimeo.com, via danisnotorfire)

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What she says:
I'm fine.
What she means:
On Saturday, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural will all be on hiatus and I don't know if I can deal with that.

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Americans:
YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway:
welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK:
dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!